As I’ve written about in my last post, I’ve exhausted all possible matches on ALL of the dating sites. The thought occurred to me that I need a new portal for finding love.
If you read the advice columns about the subject, I think the top suggestion through the years is “Go to the supermarket.” This gave me an idea for a social experiment.
What if I go to Ralphs every day for the next week, and each day I ask someone to help me choose a ripe watermelon? I would imagine the response will be something like this. I think I’ll get five “Weirdo”s, one “Pervert!”, and perhaps one “Unbelievable!”
And then what am I going to do with seven watermelons?